1. Assign (*name)
Title "Honorary Anniversary"

2. Recognize (name)
passable
further life path.

3. Given the great services to the Fatherland
And all the rest of humanity
And also in connection with the holiday date
We order:
May you be healthy and rich!

4. From the President and all of us
Take a small advance
In the form of a medal of the winner
From a domestic manufacturer. (gives a medal)

Wear this medal without taking it off
Adding health and happiness
And as soon as you increase your wealth,
You can change to a gold medal!

5. In order for everything to be executed accurately,
We order the reward to be washed urgently

6. Assignments for phantoms in verse.

1
A wonderful path was passed by the hero of the day,
You can talk about it in a book.
Come up with a title for the memoir
that he could write.
2
Not a difficult phantom, you should know
About this, do not go to a fortuneteller,
And now name five things,
Required for fishing
3
Now you must show
How flexible are you?
Your phantom - to dance with a chair
Funny and erotic.
4
Maybe this role is for you.
A bit out of the ordinary
Your phantom - sing a ditty now
Of course, it's better
5
Your phantom at first glance is quite simple,
But it will arouse general interest -
Let us know the hero of the day growth,
And also guess its weight.
6
You are lucky, you got a simple phantom -
You must stand on your right foot,
And holding the left leg with your hand,
Raise a toast in honor of our hero of the day.
7
You must drink without a trace
For the birthday girl a glass
Build all the ladies in order
And dance the cancan together
8
Your phantom is to become a conductor for a while,
Organize all guests quickly,
So that, by order of the hero of the day, in chorus
Drinking all the songs to perform.
9
Your phantom: in the art of achievement
Show your guests to everyone
Standing in the center of the hall, with an expression
Poem to tell!
10
As a sign of friendship and mutual respect
To your neighbor or neighbour,
Pour wine and loudly with expression
Read everything on the label.
11
Your phantom is successful, let's say in secret -
Organize model show,
And comment on the show at the same time,
And recruit fashion models from the guests.
12
You need to compose
From fruits on the table "He and she",
Add your own explanations to it
And to announce to whom it is dedicated.
13
Should you applause
For the hero of the day, in her honor
Invent a fax from the President
In her name and read.
14
Ability to read words backwards
Demonstrate your phantom gives.
You are the name of the patronymic of the hostess of the celebration
Should say the opposite.
15
Such a duty, except for you,
Can't be done by anyone else.
Your phantom - on behalf of the guests now
To the hostess of the celebration say "Thank you"

Option 2. Lottery

I wanted to win a flashlight, you only got ... (balloon)

· Drink with thick things. (Coffee).

To keep your teeth from hurting, brush them at least once a week (toothbrush)

· You got this (SOAP) to wash your hands more often.

In order to find out income, it will come in handy for you (notebook)

· Finger helmet. (Thimble).

In life, you have to hope for the best, (glue) take it if something does not stick

You would like a piano, but got (calendar)

· There is no typewriter, we offer this item (pen).

You got a thought fixer (pencil)

・For you to have Fancy Hairstyle, attached (comb)

Do not be angry with us, my friend, it will come in handy (pie)

Today you are not a hero of the day and laurels do not shine for you, you better accept from us (bay leaf bouquet)

We give you (toothpaste) so that you are toothy.

· For a festive speech, two (Bengali candles).

Do not grieve and do not be sad, it is better to stare in (mirror).

· Synthetic backpack, universal (package)

Remedy for anger (bagel)

· Travel agency souvenir (badge).

The right to drive a car (lottery ticket)

Remedy for anger (bagel on a string).

· Norwegian mohair (spool of thread).

· Apparatus for transmitting thoughts at a distance (envelope).

· French cosmetics (pencil).

· Electric tongs (clothespin).

· Spare parts for sneakers (laces).

English lock (pin).

· Antique hanger (nail).

· Cognac set (3 thimbles).

Tool of labor (spoon).

· Diet food(chewing gum).

Crystal chandelier (bulb).

Disinfectant (soap).

· Means for weight loss (skipping rope).

Aircraft (balloon).

· Measuring device(centimeter).

· Bird of the future (egg).

· Washing machine(eraser).

· Painting by an unknown artist (postcard).

Electric lighter (box of matches).

Sewing machine (needle and thread).

· Factory-made carpet (handkerchief).

A remedy for talkativeness (pacifier).

The fruit of temptation (apple).

· Sound pickup system "Do not like - do not listen" (huge ear).

Grandma, thank you for being there.
this light that you always guarded
loved and understood me. Your concern
made a part of me who I am.
And at your 75 I really want you
lived to at least 100 years of age or
even more. May that wisdom and experience
that you have received during your life
years do not leave you and make your life
special. Health and long life.

Music sounds.

Leading. It was a long time ago: ... years ago. No, no, I'm not starting to tell you a fairy tale. I want to tell you about our hero of the day! So, ... years ago, a young, very modest, very pretty girl, “a graduate ... of the institute, crossed the threshold of our institution. That was our esteemed hero of the day. True, then her name was simply - ... They took on a position .... It was ... a year. And since then, I have grown my heart and soul ... to my favorite business. How much love you need to have for your profession, what kind of heart is it to carry this very difficult, difficult burden for ... years, never betraying it and yourself.

Leading. Dear...!
Accept in the color of years
Our warm, cordial greetings,
And without hiding our feelings,
We will raise our bowls for you!

Leading. Expensive...! Cheburashka came to our light and, having learned that it was an anniversary, he wanted to congratulate you.

A young man with cardboard ears, like Cheburashka's, sings a song to the motive of Gena's Crocodile Songs.

We didn't come in vain
It's clear to everyone
And sit down at this table.
Congratulate the hero of the day
And leave a memory
This song that we will sing!

Chorus:
Let the years not age you
Be visible in life.
Sorry, birthday
Only once a year!

Anniversary, our friend,
Come out to our circle
And pour us stronger wine!
It's not often that we're here
Let's get together
For your solemn anniversary!

We congratulate you
And, of course, we wish
Stay the same:
Modest, kind and sweet,
patient, beautiful...
We cannot count all your virtues.

Let your life flow
And without sorrows, and without troubles!
Let health be strong
For fifty years!

Leading. There are so many guests here today! Everyone came to congratulate the hero of the day. And the first we will give the floor to the director, our respected ....

The Director reads out and presents a welcome address and a gift.

Leading. Expensive...!
On your anniversary, we wish you prosperity.
And health for many years.
We wish you good luck on your anniversary
And great happiness to boot.
So that the sun always shines on you
So that the heart of the worthy loves,
So that grief, adversity and trouble
Turned into a coveted victory.

Leading. There are beautiful poems dedicated to women, and I dedicate these poems to you.

Holds her head like a queen
Emits a mysterious light.
This woman is eternal Eve,
Lost in the ruins of years.
At the end of a good fate
As if wearing an astral vow.
These puzzles are beads around the neck.
These secrets of rings and earrings!
This cinnamon scent
These dresses are an unthinkable color,
And in the eyes of an experienced tigress
Predatory reflection of distant victories.
Time breathes easily and carelessly,
Caplet from May gardens milk.
This woman is eternal
And her art is great!
Sends melancholy and misfortune,
And calls, and wastes money.
Primordial glow of passion
Burning under her biofield.
Through concrete walls and buildings
It penetrates like a light shadow.
Excites the male consciousness
It's a hectic day.
Only the lips are compressed more bitterly
Above the farewell strip of land.
What is her age, since he is no more?
What is her age, since the years have passed?

Leading. The staff of our institution has always been distinguished by its stability in personnel matters, it has always been and remains always a single, welded organism, friendly and efficient. And today they congratulate...

The team sings a congratulation to the motive of the song "I'm standing at a half-station", gives gifts.

Friends and relatives sit
Sparkling wine flows
And there is a long way behind.
Greetings are spoken.

Where, are you cherished years?
What has passed cannot be returned.
As a token of our attention
Accept wishes,
To the joy of all live for many years.
Let the years, like a blizzard,
All gray hairs creep
And the light warms youth!
You indispensable happiness,
Unchanging success,
We wish you lots of luck.
Good health to you
Hope and personal happiness,
Let youth not leave you!
Let adversity be forgotten
And all wishes will come true.
And may there never be grief.
Love if you love.
Live the way you want
And always be cheerful!

Leading. (Gives the floor to the rest of the guests for congratulations and presenting gifts.)

Leading. I ask for a moment of attention. In honor of our celebration, a large gold medal was cast.
Once again congratulates the hero of the day, presents a comic medal and announces a break.

Leading. Dear Colleagues! Guests of our holiday! Today we learned a lot about the hero of the day, there were many congratulations and wishes addressed to her. But not all those present congratulated .... The word is given to the husband of the hero of the day.
Invites guests to play.

Dear...
You can't get away from anniversaries in life,
They will overtake everyone like birds,
But the main thing is to carry through the years
The warmth of the soul, a particle of warmth.
You have an anniversary today.

We sincerely congratulate you!
And we want the main thing in life.
Health, happiness, joy
And up to a hundred years without old age!
Everyone sings the song "Great".
We had a nice walk at your holiday.
Nowhere have we seen a more beautiful holiday.
So be healthy, live richly,
And we are leaving home, to the hut!
The floor is given to the hero of the day. Then comes an invitation to tea.
To bring into a possibly official procedure
celebration of the anniversary humor, a joke, you can, for example, read out a personal decree, hold a win-win lottery.

NAMED DECREE ON THE OCCASION OF THE ANNIVERSARY (full name),
BORN IN THE CITY...

For a sensitive attitude towards relatives, relatives and friends, for loyalty, for impeccable and long-term work for the good of the Fatherland and in connection with ... the anniversary, friends, relatives and numerous well-wishers decided:
1. (F. I. O.) award a commemorative anniversary medal and command her (him) good health, happy and joyful days in life and all prosperity.
2. The medal is awarded in a solemn atmosphere, in the circle of relatives and friends at the festive table,
organized at the expense of the hero of the day.
3. The best place in the apartment is assigned to the medal and a special carpet is purchased so that all neighbors and just those who are not awarded such medals can view the medal.
This Decree was made in the capital city of Mosca, approved in the ancient city ..., along the street ..., palace (house), mansions (apartment). Winter 20__... year, month..., date...
We certify fidelity and authenticity (signatures of all those present)

STATUTE MEDAL
1. The medal is a masterpiece of art of the second half of the 20th century and a unique relic.

2. Technical data:
weight - ...,
diameter - ...,
thickness - ...,
supply voltage 220 V with a frequency of 50 Hertz, the number of putting on is unlimited.

3. Procedure and operating conditions.
The medal consists of the actual medal, put on, holes for put on.
In order to put on a medal, you need to take it by the put on and stick your head into the contour formed by the medal and put on so that the put on catches on the part of the body that connects the head to the body. The medal must be placed on the upper front part of the torso front side out. The user of the medal must make a happy-solemn facial expression. The lower edge of the medal should coincide with the top of the belly of the hero of the day.
The awarded medal is usually worn at home during family celebrations, namely:
- on the days of weddings of both the awarded and their relatives;
- on the birthdays of both the awarded themselves and their loved ones;
- on the days of receiving a salary, winning the lottery, etc., etc.

4. So that the medal does not lose its appearance, and the dignity of the hero of the day, every year on his birthday the medal should be washed with alcoholic drinks of domestic and foreign spills, but with a good Russian snack.

5. Awarded with this medal has the right:
- fulfill all the instructions and orders of the spouse;
- for free travel in the cars of a son-in-law and friends, a "hare" in any mundane transport and for travel in a Moscow train with a ticket;
- for a free flight to the moon;
- for free visits to clinics, supermarkets and other places of mundane entertainment;
- demand from the spouse (s) reimbursement of expenses for proper care for a medal.

6. The person awarded this medal is prohibited from:
- get sick, gain weight, lose weight, get angry, grumble;
- it is strictly forbidden to grow old;
- use a medal to make teeth;,
- use the medal as a load when salting cabbage, for hammering nails, cracking nuts and other works;
- use the medal as a means of attack and self-defense.

7. As for friends and relatives, the awarded person can have no doubts - they will always find him, especially on his birthday, about cleaning the medal (see paragraph 4).

8. The awarding of a commemorative medal of the II degree is carried out on the day of the next anniversary, subject to paragraph 4 of this statute.

9. Control over the safe storage of the medal is entrusted to police officers, the FSB and faithful children and grandchildren.

10. The manufacturer guarantees:
- respectful attitude to the bearer of the medal;
- good mood;
- many long and happy years life.

WIN-LOSE LOTTERY
1. Today you are not a hero of the day,
The laurel wreath does not shine for you,
You better accept from us
Bay leaf bouquet.

2. Do not think you are angry with us -
A nail in the household will come in handy.

3. So that your teeth do not hurt,
Clean them at least once a week. (Toothbrush).

4. You got a flower - a rose,
She does not wither from the cold.

5. You wanted to win a flashlight,
But I got just a ball.

6. You got this soap,
To wash your hands more often.

7. To find out the income,
A notepad will come in handy.

8. Pour this into a glass
And drink slowly.

9. After a glass of snack -
The matter is very important.
Here's a sleeve for you
Paper napkin.

10. Do not be angry with us, my friend,
A box will do.

11. Do not be sad, do not grieve,
Get up, kiss your neighbor (neighbor).

12. And for dessert we have
There is candy for you.

13. Would you like a piano,
And got a calendar.

14. In life, you have to hope for the best,
Take glue if something doesn't stick

15. Get the main prize,
You get an egg rack.

16. Although people say
Like vodka is poison
We give you a reward
We are a glass of poison.

17. There is no typewriter,
We offer this item. (Pen)

18. We give you toothpaste,
For you to be sharp.

19. Hooray! shout to the whole world.
You have a souvenir car.

20. When you go for a walk, -
So that your trousers do not sleep,
You have with you
This pin made of steel.

Joke documents and awards

All the importance and solemnity of such an event in a person's life as an anniversary will be emphasized by documents and awards specially prepared on the occasion of the holiday. They will allow all guests to see in a new way for a long time and, it would seem, a well-known person who has reached a certain milestone in life.

Today, numerous ready-made certificates for the hero of the day are sold. For example, a diploma of a super-grandfather, a cool super-grandmother, etc. Using various technical means - a computer, a camera, etc., you can make an exclusive document that will demonstrate your deep respect for the hero of the day and tender feelings, as well as your artistic taste. A mandatory and main design element is the presence of numbers indicating the age of the hero of the day.

Comic documents will undoubtedly be a pleasant gift, and, most likely, a memorable gift, a gift-remembrance of good people and glorious holiday.

Diploma

As you know, a diploma is a certificate issued upon completion of a course of study at an educational institution. Everyone knows that going through the school of life is not a field to cross.

So, a person who has managed to cross a certain life line is worthy of a diploma. In addition, this document may indicate the assignment of any title. On the day of his anniversary, a person is awarded the honorary title - ANNIVERSARY!

The text, beautifully written and embedded in the elegant crusts of the diploma, on which the numbers of the appropriate age should shine, may read:

This diploma confirms
That the hero of the day is the hero of the day.
The number of years shines like a mark,
Like the highest, best score.
And although they often celebrate it,
You deserve the most praise.
Your age is theory and experience,
Your age is both knowledge and strength.
No, the path has not been passed and the century has not been lived,
A century that fate has determined for you!

Diploma

Or perhaps you want to give the hero of the day a diploma - a document issued for success in any business.

A colorfully designed diploma can be awarded for real achievements or those that colleagues, relatives and friends only dream of (if you are sure that this will stimulate the hero of the day to new feats). Among the achievements noted in the diploma can be successes in dacha, gardening, construction, repair, culinary, in raising children and grandchildren, as well as in guiding the true subordinates or, conversely, bosses, sports records or only bright thoughts about this. ..

Power of attorney

A power of attorney - a written authority that one person usually issues to another to perform legal actions - can be handed over to the hero of the day to dispose of the property available at the anniversary celebration. These are drinks, snacks, tables, gifts, etc.

A power of attorney can also be issued for driving vehicles - bicycles, scooters, skis, sleds, simple and roller skates, garden cars and carts, prams for grandchildren ... In addition, smart organizers, in order to relieve themselves of any responsibility, can issue a power of attorney to manage the course of the holiday, a tape recorder and a music center (with the presentation of a remote control), etc.

Treaty

Agreement - an agreement between two or more persons to establish or change civil rights and obligations. In the solemn atmosphere of the anniversary celebration, you can sign an agreement that will fix the obligations of the parties to the hero of the day and invited guests. The hero of the day, for example, undertakes to pour everyone on time, treat generously, sing the loudest, dance the most, and also without fail invite all the guests to the next anniversary.

The guests undertake to praise the hero of the day, to flatter him without measure or without a drop of lies, to carry them in their arms, if possible, shower them with gifts that come to hand, etc.

bill of sale

A bill of sale - an act of acquiring property into ownership - can be drawn up for "my years - my wealth ...", belonging to the hero of the day. The owner of the document can be not only one hero of the day, but all those gathered at the festive table. In this case, he will not get many years at all, which will give rise to additional fun, new jokes and jokes.

License

A license is, as you know, permission. Permission to carry out any operations, activities, use of inventions or technical achievements.

What can a jubilee get permission for? For example, for recreation, travel, excursions, fishing and hunting, for catching exotic animals and growing exotic fruits, for making alcoholic and other drinks with the obligatory invitation to tasting friends and relatives, and finally, for memorizing poems, for telling fairy tales, as well as to read moralizing to children or grandchildren so that they can grow up to be the same glorious people as the hero of the day.

Memorandum

A memorandum is usually a diplomatic document setting out the factual or legal side of an issue.

The memorandum may outline the proposed course of the celebratory banquet, summary speeches, congratulations and toasts.

Registry

The register - a list, list, inventory of business documents or property - can be a solid list of gifts given, compiled in the best traditions of office work (with their detailed description). Something like this: the box is very large, without a bow - one piece, the boxes are just large, with ribbons - three pieces, etc. Or you can make separate lists simply good gifts and for gifts with a joke, comic.

When compiling them, it would be good to have a discussion among the guests present at the anniversary, which gifts should be taken where. An interesting discussion can turn out: the true intention of the donor does not always lie on the surface.

Certificate

The certificate presented at the anniversary is almost official confirmation that the hero of the day or the hero of the day graduated, for example, from the “Grandfathers (Grandmothers) Courses”, “Great Bosses Courses” or the “Anniversary School”, or took classes at the “Godfathers School”, etc.

Recipe

Everyone knows that a prescription is a written request from a doctor to a pharmacy worker, which indicates how to prepare this or that medicine, and also orders to sell the medicine to the patient and tells how to use the recommended medicine.

An important detail: whether advice should be given is a delicate matter. You should always remember: will we not remind a person of the shortcomings that already interfere with him? Is it appropriate to talk about problems on a holiday? After all, a holiday is a territory of happiness.
Therefore, so that no one doubts the merits of the hero of the day, he must be presented with the following:

Certificate

A certificate is a document certifying the quality of something. The certificate issued to the hero of the day will perpetuate the excellent qualities inherent in him at the time of the celebration. The certificate can be presented by a representative of the Society for the Protection of Consumer Rights.

Cadastre
In fact, this is a systematic set of information compiled by continuous observations of the corresponding object. The anniversary cadastre may contain a list of the best qualities of the hero of the day, and the duty of the hero of the day and all the guests who have gathered for the current holiday to keep and increase the listed with subsequent reconciliation at the next anniversary can also be recorded.

Mandate

The mandate of the hero of the day is a document with which he can safely go through life, since not only his last name, first name and patronymic are inscribed in it, but also a photograph is pasted. In addition, this serious document is certified by several seals.

Any mandate gives certain powers. The mandate given at the anniversary authorizes the hero of the day to celebrate all subsequent anniversaries.

All the humorous documents described above can be presented at a gala reception, at a banquet, and during a home feast. They are universal. And they can also be called congratulatory. But documents can be both part of the design of the festive hall, and part of the script written for the BANQUET.

CHARTER of the anniversary banquet

This wonderful document should be read by all those who came to the banquet. Because it is designed to regulate the holding of such a responsible event. The charter prescribes how to behave correctly for the hero of the day and his esteemed guests.

The charter is written in large letters on a piece of drawing paper and hung out in a conspicuous place in the hall. If desired, the host of the banquet can read aloud all the articles of the charter or do it selectively, hoping that the conscious citizens invited have already familiarized themselves with the rest of the provisions. After reading, the host will ask you to approve the Charter by raising glasses.

Article 1
The hero of the day has the right to invite his family, exemplary in all respects, to the anniversary.
Article 2
The family of the hero of the day is considered to be anyone who knows how to behave approximately, feels genuine love for the hero of the day and respect for the rest of the family.
Article 3
The hero of the day is the supreme legislative body of the anniversary, his word is the law, his wish is an order, his whim is a guide to action.
Article 4
The guests of the hero of the day are the Supreme Executive Body, executing the will of the Supreme Legislative Body.
Article 5
The Supreme Executive Body ensures the good mood of the Supreme Legislative Body through the presentation of gifts and flowers, as well as the timely pronunciation of toasts and various kinds of congratulations with wishes.
Article 6
Higher Legislature provides an undying shine in the eyes of the Supreme Executive Body through the timely supply of hot and cold drinks, as well as a range of snacks.
Article 7
The maximum possible number of drinks consumed by the regulations of the anniversary is not set.
Article 8
The minimum duration of the anniversary, established by the regulations, is until the ability to read and reread the Charter is lost. Maximum - not regulated.
Article 9
Memories of the celebrated anniversary are stored in the memory of all participants of the anniversary until the next such celebration, at which the powers of the Supreme Legislative and Supreme Executive bodies are restored to their previous volumes.
Article 10
The charter of the anniversary comes into force from the moment the first glass is raised for the hero of the day.

Anniversary oath of guests

The text of this oath and the material placed behind it are distinguished by such solemnity, such a high intensity of feelings, that, most likely, they can be performed in the middle of a banquet if a MIDDLE JUBILEE is being held. Or at the beginning of a banquet, if it follows a formal reception.

It seems that in a youth company such an event during the holiday will be accepted with more enthusiasm than among people of respectable age, although who knows, unless you guess everything in advance ...

The text of the oath is reproduced with the help of photocopiers and distributed to the audience - for obvious reasons, there should not be any uncovered. The oath is pronounced standing, putting the right hand on the heart. Each guest (or two guests together, or three ...) with expression reads one or two lines of the oath. The last four lines of a heartfelt document are best pronounced together, in unison.

We swear by gifts that from a pure soul,
The beauty of all the ladies that are so good
We swear by toasts that we will hear again,
We swear by drinks that invigorate the blood,
We swear by a big flower bouquet,
What is there! We swear by salad, pate,
We swear by hot stewed potatoes
We swear by the plate, fork and spoon,
We swear by everything that we see around:
You, hero of the day, are our best friend
(You, hero of the day, are a true friend)!
Just click - and we will respond,
We swear, we swear, we swear!

On one of the copies of the oath, each guest signs next to the line that he uttered. The document is placed in a beautiful folder or framed and solemnly handed over to the hero of the day.

Reciprocal oath of the hero of the day

The response word of the hero of the day should be no less significant. Since the organization of the holiday lies on the shoulders of the friends and relatives of the hero of the day, the text of the return oath is up to them.

The hero of the day will only have to pronounce the word “I swear” in time when his confidant will read the prepared text.

At the same time, the right hand of the hero of the day should lie on the heart, in extreme cases - on a bottle of champagne, which can also be a symbol of the importance of the ongoing festive action.

My anniversary is for you!
Anniversary: ​​I swear!
I'm glad to see you here!
Anniversary: ​​I swear!
With you I am full of happiness!
Anniversary: ​​I swear!
Eat plenty - I can't count!
Anniversary: ​​I swear!
I swear three times to stay young with my heart!
Anniversary: ​​I swear! I swear! I swear!

The oath of the hero of the day is confirmed by raising a glass for the guests and draining it to the bottom, and then - universal cries of jubilation.

Anniversary order

If the army theme is close to the hero of the day, if commanding notes in speech are dear to him and he prefers the music of teams to all heartfelt conversations, you can organize the presentation of a special Order issued on the occasion of the anniversary. First, the presenter in a well-placed voice asks those present at the celebration to fill their glasses and stand up, then he gives several commands that make everyone quiet down, turn their heads towards him, make “special faces”, draw in their stomachs.

There is a loud voice:

Anniversary! Equal! Attention!
To meet you on the right!.. To Kara-ul!
Equalization for the hero of the day!

After reading the text of the Order (see below), everyone raises and empties their glasses, and then a beautifully designed document in a folder is handed over to the hero of the day. Together with him, the birthday person can be awarded a medal (see below), a badge, a ribbon or a certificate with the inscription "AGENT 055". The serial number of the agent may be different - depending on the number of years lived by the hero of the day.

SECRET ORDER
for the 55th separate Red Banner Jubilee District
No. 000 - 01 from....... day......... of the month

In connection with the achievement by "Agent 054" of the FIFTY-FIVE level of perfection, I ORDER:
Assign "Agent 054" a new code name:

"AGENT 055".,

To give "Agent 055" unlimited powers in organizing the anniversary, as well as in general in his personal and public life on the territory of the 55th separate Red Banner Jubilee District.
To prescribe "Agent 055" a further increase in the level of perfection, with a gradual expansion of powers in the territories of the 60th, 75th, 125th and further up to the 150th Red Banner Jubilee District inclusive.
"Agent 003" and "Agent 004", as well as agents whose numbers are from 017 to 052, from the 55th separate Red Banner Jubilee district, take an example from "Agent 055" and receive material assistance from him.
Glasses with liquids with a strength of at least 55 ° (the figure must correspond to the age of the hero of the day) RAISE!

The order was signed by the commander-in-chief
All Jubilee districts of the Russian Federation
(name and surname are classified).

The reading of the Order ends with the commands:

Anniversary!
At ease! Have some fun!!!

Commemorative medal

It is, of course, pleasant for the hero of the day to receive all sorts of comic documents. Of course, he did not doubt his own merits anyway, and when they are fixed on paper ... It remains only to even out his breath - his throat intercepts from the surging feelings. Good deal anniversary.

But the apotheosis of the holiday can be its awarding with a commemorative medal. The medal can be made of thick cardboard, wood, foil, tin, metal. Depending on the material used, the marked anniversary date and words are applied (drawn, burned, minted, engraved, etc.) on it. For example, "For Jubilee Merit".

On the reverse side of the medal - the surname, name and patronymic of the hero of the day, as well as the date of delivery and its number (most likely, this is No. 0001).

Before the medal decorates the chest of the hero of the day (for this they use a beautiful bright ribbon or an equally elegant bow with a safety pin), the text of the “Award Sheet” below is solemnly read selectively or in full.

Award sheet for the medal "For Jubilee Merit"

For great services to the Fatherland, as well as Childhood, Adolescence, Youth, Maturity and Wisdom,

for a great contribution to improving the demographic situation, as well as for deposits in Sberbank, Teschabank and Detibank,

for personal courage shown on the personal as well as on all other fronts,

for high achievements in raising the yield of vegetables, legumes, melons, citrus and other useful crops,

for the endless desire to be always everywhere and in everything in its place

Government of the Russian Federation
with family, friends and colleagues

RESOLVED:

to award _____________________________________________

medal "For Jubilee Merit"

Prepare and present the award immediately.

Insert the award sheet into a frame and hang it over your favorite sofa.

The award should be worn in all public places until the next anniversary.

Signature date
Seal of government and family members

Instructions for handling the hero of the day

At the anniversary, most of the documents prepared for this occasion are handed over to the hero of the day, and this is understandable. But the organizers must also take care of the documents intended for the guests. We have already talked about some of them, for example, about the Charter of the banquet, but the list of such documents may be wider.

So, for the personal safety of the hero of the day, his best safety, during the middle and small anniversaries, all guests invited to the holiday can be given the following instructions.

Attention! Before starting communication with the hero of the day, check its integrity, make sure that it is not damaged, fully equipped in accordance with its age and the last warranty inspection.
Please read this manual carefully for important information on the proper use and maintenance of the hero of the day.
Persons dealing with the hero of the day must know the rules for safe handling of him and carefully study this manual.
The hero of the day is suitable for communication with friends, sometimes only at home.
The hero of the day should be in a room with good ventilation, at room temperature and moderate humidity.
Near the hero of the day should be located sources of soft and strong drinks.
By the hero of the day, uninterrupted delivery of the first, second, third, as well as other dishes in the assortment should be ensured.
By the hero of the day, ways of free approach and departure should be provided, at least from three sides.
It is not recommended to touch the hero of the day with non-sterile hands and unlined lips.
The pressure of hugs affecting the hero of the day should not exceed 2.5 atm.
The weight of gifts handed over to the hero of the day should not exceed 0.5 kg. Larger gifts must be transported on special carts.
The diameter of the bouquets presented to the hero of the day should not be less than 1 m, and the number of flowers in each individual bouquet should not be less than the numbers of the anniversary being celebrated.
Moving the hero of the day indoors is allowed only if support and insurance are provided from four sides.
Moving the hero of the day from one hall to another inside the building is allowed only in a reclining position, it is better if on 12 pillows. And it must be carried by at least six porters. Special request: to give an accompaniment - a boy with a fan.
The movement of the hero of the day between buildings is allowed only in special occasions, with the permission of Gokhran specialists, in an armored limousine, accompanied by three traffic police vehicles, five T-80 tanks and a crane with a lifting capacity of at least 16 tons.
It is recommended to reproduce this instruction and hand it to each participant of the anniversary celebrations against signature.
This instruction must be kept during the entire time of the anniversary celebrations, as well as after they are over, since the hero of the day, having ceased to be the hero of the day, as a rule, wants to be him again and again.

If the participants of the anniversary celebrations exactly fulfill all the requirements of this instruction, then they can be calm for the safety of the hero of the day and have every right to raise glasses for him with a foamy sparkling drink, a drink of great holidays.

Pass

A pass - the right to enter closed, often guarded objects - is issued to each guest at the end of the anniversary celebration. The pass guarantees that he will be an invited guest on the next anniversary, with all the ensuing consequences.

congratulatory address

Well, now jokes aside, because we will talk about the most serious moment in organizing a holiday - drawing up a congratulatory address. And this, as you know, is an official congratulation, that is, presented at a solemn reception by officials.

A congratulatory address cannot be given just like that, on the occasion of an ordinary birthday. A congratulatory address is awarded for special services to the country, native enterprise, etc.

It is noted that it is precisely such merits that the anniversaries have, in whose honor solemn receptions are held. This means that the compilers of the congratulatory address are faced with the task of reflecting the best features of the celebrating anniversary as fully as possible.

If the usual congratulations for the hero of the day, which are simply written on a postcard or presented to the hero of the day in person, consists of two parts: words of congratulations and wishes (and they wish everyone happiness and decipher what it is: health, success, prosperity, luck, joy, etc. d.), then the congratulatory address, in addition to the two parts already mentioned, contains three more. It also includes:
characterization of the human qualities of the hero of the day (both as a member of the team, and, possibly, as a family man);
grade labor activity hero of the day;
gratitude to the hero of the day (most often for the work done).

A beautifully printed congratulatory address is most often put into a folder with golden numbers of the anniversary being celebrated, and in a solemn atmosphere, officials read it out and hand it over to the hero of the day. Along with this, they can also present awards, certificates, cash prizes (which for some reason warms the soul in a special way), etc.

In order to give the hero of the day a complete and correct description, in order to correctly evaluate his activities, and then thank him wholeheartedly, adjectives must be used.

There are parts of speech that help us formulate a thought, while adjectives make it more accurate, colorful.

They help us communicate our feelings. Therefore, in order to understand how the best way write a congratulatory address, to begin with, we will compose it for the conditional hero of the day Ivan Ivanovich without adjectives:

Ivan Ivanovich!

The team of JSC "Mechanical Plant" __________ congratulates you on __________ anniversary! During the __________ years that you devoted __________ to the enterprise, the plant management and the team recognized you as __________ and __________ a person and friend, __________, _________ specialist, colleague and boss, _________ family man. The team of the production site, which you managed for many years __________ and __________, demonstrated __________ results in terms of growth in labor productivity and reduction in production costs.

Thanks to your __________ and __________ mentoring work, a whole galaxy of __________, __________ specialists, masters of their craft, has grown at the plant. It should be emphasized __________ that you, Ivan Ivanovich, became the founder of the __________ labor dynasty, today your whole family works in different workshops of our plant.

The plant management, the staff of JSC "Mechanical Plant" express to you __________ gratitude and __________ gratitude for __________ and __________ work, for __________ and __________ shown at the workplace, for your __________ and __________!

Colleagues, students and leaders __________ congratulate you on your anniversary, __________ wish you __________ health, __________ happiness! May your life for __________ years remain __________ and __________! Once again, please accept our congratulations on your anniversary!

On behalf of the plant management and labor collective CEO JSC "Mechanical Plant"

Full name ____________ date

Of course, already in this form, a congratulatory address has the right to exist, but at the same time, frankly, it is a bit dry, there is no soulfulness in it. And if you fill it with adjectives that are most appropriate for the case? Recall that adjectives should talk about how yubshyar treats people, what kind of worker he is, as well as the properties of his character, which are revealed in his personal life. And they usually wish the hero of the day happiness with all its components.

Congratulations material:

The best human qualities of the hero of the day
The listed qualities are not arranged in order of importance, but simply in alphabetical order. From adjectives, if necessary, you can form the corresponding nouns or adverbs:

Artistic, Noble, Generous, Harmonious, Deep, Democratic, Kind, Spiritual, Sincere, Natural, Mysterious, Perky, Individual (approach, etc.), Intelligent, Sincere, Outgoing, Social, Beautiful, Inquisitive, Dreamy, Wise, Extraordinary, Charming, Adorable, Courteous, Sociable, Optimistic, Cautious, Witty, Open, Charming, Positive, Attractive, Delectable, Pleasant, Smooth, Romantic, Free, Perfect, Passionate, Impetuous, Tactful, Lucky, Respectful, Compassionate, Balanced, Emotional, etc.

The best qualities of the hero of the day as an employee:

Analytical (mindset, approach, etc.), Strong-willed, Genius, Flexible, Active, Dynamic, Significant, Mature, Initiative, Intellectual, Intuitive, Critical, Logical (mindset, etc.), Observant, Reliable, Persistent, Independent, Innovative (approach, etc.), Objective, Experienced, Original, Pedantic, Consistent, Pragmatic, Practical, Principled, Direct, Straightforward, Punctual, Versatile, Calculating, Self-critical, (approach, etc.) , Modest, Scrupulous, Smart, Focused, Fair, Creative, Hardworking, Convinced, Assiduous, Purposeful, Energetic, Neat, etc.

The best qualities of the hero of the day, manifested in his personal life:

Thrifty, Faithful, Attentive, Hospitable, Proper, Virtuous, Household, Caring, Thrifty, Affectionate, Reliable, Unflappable, Understanding, Practical, Devoted, Hospitable, Reasonable, Thrifty, Calm, Fair, Patient, Generous, etc.

Wish material:

As we have already said, all the variety of wishes comes down to one thing - the wish for happiness, which is very individual for each person. For someone, happiness is in a quiet life, and for someone - in search of adventure, etc.

Therefore, the first list of words for making wishes is dedicated to such diverse concepts that can be included in the concept of happiness.

So happiness is:

Excitement, Bliss, Inspiration, Delight, Friendship, Sophistication, Pleasure, Mood, Nirvana, Charm, Fun, Anticipation, Pleasant chores, Joy, Relaxation, Self-affirmation, Sweet feelings, Calmness, Emotion, Ecstasy, Joy, Ecstasy, etc.

And now about one of the components of happiness in more detail. Many, in their youth, ardently want to achieve success and what is connected with it, and therefore they can be wished:

Applause, Luck, Taking heights, Victoria, Tasting fruits, Embodiment of ideas, Wins, Achievements, Achieving goals, Conquests, Laurels, Rejoicing, Awards, Ovations, Victories, Knowledge, Conquest of peaks, Comprehension, Overcoming, Implementation, Multiplication, Additions , Approximation, Recognition, Growth, Promotion, Prosperity, Development, Expansion, Realization of plans, Applause, Accomplishments, Formation, Triumphs, Successes, Strengthening, etc.

But it happens that success in life loses its attractiveness, there is a person who is in poor physical shape. As they say, money is copper, clothes are decay, and health is the most precious thing. That is why they want:

Cheerfulness, Combat mood, To be in good health, To be well done, Doctors would have nothing to do, Endurance, Longevity (active, endless, Caucasian), Tempering, Healthy optimism, Health (strong, Siberian), Hello, Body strength, On medicines not to work, indefatigability, full health, gunpowder in powder flasks, well-being (good, excellent, excellent, excellent), muscle tone, so that the sores do not bother, to be like blood with milk, so that no infection sticks, so that nothing takes you So that ailments are bypassed, etc.

And in fact, healthy - everything is great. And therefore it is important to remember: whoever is not afraid of the disease is afraid of it.

Friendly congratulatory address

And yet, what is a holiday without a joke?! And therefore, we will think about how to compose a congratulatory address not from a large, important boss, but from colleagues and friends.

When compiling such a document, people with a sense of humor have a place to roam. If congratulations from officials differ in commentary, everyone tries to say only good things, then comrades who have eaten more than one pood of salt together can afford some liberties, jokes.

Therefore, in addition to the above sublime and beautiful words, words that often have a negative connotation can also be used in a friendly congratulatory address.

This is not about insults, but about playing with words. For example, adventurism is a dubious virtue, but healthy adventurism is something without which, in our time, one probably cannot live. Entrepreneurship, initiative, as well as courage, if you do not lose your head, cities take. Hopeless is, of course, very bad, it just couldn't be worse, but hopeless optimism is already very good! You can move mountains with it if you need to.

In addition, when compiling such a congratulatory address, you can creatively use the possibilities of the union but: quick-tempered, but quick-witted; straightforward, but devoted and sympathetic, etc. Indeed, one must someday tell a person what they think of him, even though he is a hero of the day?

These are the wicked words...

Adventurous, Aggressive, Ambitious, Hopeless, Stormy, Explosive, Short-tempered, Arrogant, Proud, Hot, ardent, Rough, Dual, Arrogant, Moody, Conservative, Slow, Dreamy, Disgruntled, Incorrigible, Clumsy, Incompatible, Impatient, Restless, Limited, Dangerous, Contradictory, Indifferent, Self-confident, Sarcastic, Secretive, Standard, Elemental, Evasive, Stubborn, Cold, Ambitious, Noisy, etc.

In general, if you have good friendly relations with the hero of the day, if you know how to observe the measure in criticism and God has not deprived you and the hero of the day with a sense of humor, then you can safely use the above words when composing a congratulatory address for your friend's glorious anniversary.

Of course, there are many new and interesting congratulations for the hero of the day, but the presentation of a gold, comic medal for the hero of the day is well rooted. Presentation of an award comic medal can be beaten and make a whole show, amusing the guests and moving the very hero of the occasion to tears.

Award medals are easy to make, a master class is shown, step by step instructions.

Comic congratulatory medals, as well as memos to comic award medals. Just diversify any holiday, anniversary. And very interesting medals for competitions, awarding guests in competitions.

The host announces "Dancing"! And he warns that couples will be selected who dance with soul and show original movements.
The whole team participates in this competition. The main condition of this competition is to choose the Snow Maiden and Santa Claus. After everyone has danced and taken their seats, the presenter announces the nomination and the team immediately tries to choose the nominee.
The medal is awarded to the nominee, everyone clap.
So let's announce our nominees!
Comic medals for "Competition - nomination - corporation"
1. Nomination "Young - green". The medal is awarded to the youngest participant of the corporate party.
2. Nomination "My years - my wealth". The medal is awarded to the oldest in the team.
3. Nomination "Cup of Wisdom". The medal is awarded to the wisest in our team.
4. The girl with the biggest breasts becomes the winner in the nomination "Women's pride"
5. The man with the largest foot size becomes the winner in the nomination "Chief Skipirich"
6. The most thrifty is awarded a medal. Nomination "Plyushkin" - for a man, for a woman - "Mrs. Korobochka ....

When it comes to organizing the celebration of an anniversary, everyone wants to highlight this celebration, give it a twist, celebrate somehow especially and not corny. It doesn't really matter which date is to be celebrated. They want an original and boring holiday equally at fifty, and at twenty, and at eighty.

But, of course, age does not affect only the very desire to hold a celebration fun and interesting. The culprit, of course, directly affects the details of the organization of the holiday.

It must be remembered that what is appropriate at a youth party is not suitable for the triumph of a person who has crossed a half-century milestone. However, there are universal techniques that allow you to diversify absolutely any holiday, for example, presenting a medal to the hero of the day.

What honorary signs are appropriate for the anniversary?

What is a medal? This is an award for something, a sign of recognition of merit or a commemorative medallion, indicating participation in some event, event. Based on this general concept, memorial signs should be prepared for any holiday, including important dates.

The presentation of a medal to the hero of the day can be accompanied by competitions, toasts, congratulatory speeches, or simply be a sign of participation in the celebration. The transfer action itself can be played in almost any way and amuse those present or touch them.

The presentation of the medal to the hero of the day can also be accompanied by poetry reading, comic singing, even a separate costume show - there are no limits to fantasy. However, one should not forget that what is happening should bring joy and be understandable both to the birthday man himself and to the guests who have gathered for the celebration.

How to give to a woman?

The scenario of awarding a medal to a woman of the day may well include several stages, indicated by applause or musical losses. This approach to rewarding is especially successful not for anything specific, but for the very fact of celebrating a birthday.

In this case, you need to list the merits in separate “chapters”, emphasize personal qualities and don't forget about congratulatory words. The performance can be anything - in prose, poetry, costumed, accompanied by toasts, crackers, sparklers. The boundaries for fantasy will be only individual ideas about what a congratulation should be. And, of course, you should not tighten it.

The presentation of a medal to a woman of the hero of the day, consisting of three stages, can be as follows:

We are gathered here today

To celebrate the benefit.

But not actresses or singers,

And a master of all trades.

Raising children and keeping a house

And at work, "everything is in a bunch."

(loss or applause)

Beauty herself, to match

Any star or queen.

Now all of us, of course,

Gotta get up

To fill and raise glasses.

(loss or applause)

We give you a medal.

The merit is undeniable.

For the anniversary and for you.

We drink to the bottom and joke for you, my love.

Happy Birthday!

Of course, in the text it is quite possible to use specific details inherent in the particular holiday on which the presentation takes place.

How to give a man?

When celebrating the birthday of a representative of the stronger sex, if a large number of friends are expected, the medals can be divided into several categories, for example, from:

• friends;
• colleagues;
• children;
• wives;
• parents and so on.

You can make joke awards. Conduct a medal presentation to a male hero of the day on behalf of whiskey or beer, work done, a tree planted or something like that. This is very funny. However, before preparing such an option for congratulations, you need to think about its appropriateness. For example, if a person has a problem with alcohol, you do not need to present an award on behalf of the drinks drunk in a lifetime. An overweight person should not be congratulated on behalf of fast food dishes, and a person who hates the need to visit the office should not be congratulated on behalf of the documents accumulated on the table. But such an idea should not be discarded either, you just need to find something that all the invitees will laugh at and in which no one can find subtext.

If there is no time to prepare, it is quite possible to accompany the rewarding with a toast. Presenting a medal to the hero of the day in verse to the clink of glasses can be like this:

Dear (celebrant's name)! Your anniversary today.

Of course you know it

But let's remember now.

Suddenly you decided to forget at once,

How many long years did he live?

We won't give you.

By order of the guests, the council decided

Give you a medal

And to say - live a hundred years!

Happy birthday, friend, comrade,

Let the wine flow!

Don't worry about work

Tomorrow is a day off!

Be healthy, beautiful and happy

And don't forget about us.

And now for this holiday

Don't be stingy and pour.

Of course, the action of delivery can be accompanied by a prose text. The choice of style depends entirely on the preferences of the birthday person and the idea of ​​\u200b\u200bthe one who delivers the speech.

How to get a medal?

In matters of decorating the award, there are also no clear rules, requirements or restrictions. As a rule, on the outside of the medal they write numbers corresponding to the age of the birthday person, and on the back - short congratulations.

It is important not to forget about fasteners. That is, when making a medal by hand, you need to provide a ribbon so that you can hang an award, or a pin with a lock. The first option is more convenient, since the pin can ruin clothes or open up, which will cause the joke reward to fall.